Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar
Because he Lost May!!
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
RUS | ENG
