what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
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