what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
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