Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
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