Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
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