“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
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