whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
RUS | ENG
