Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
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