Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
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