Lost jokes

Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

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roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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