Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
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