Lost jokes

Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

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My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12

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“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

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Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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