Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
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