what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
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