A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
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