Lost jokes

Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

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As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast

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Roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale

Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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Whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’???

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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Why are Americans bad chess players?

They lost two towers.

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Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale? , cause they already lost two towers

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I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

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