As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
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