I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
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