Lost jokes

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.

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A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)