A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Why do orphan eat cereal with water
Because dad never came back with the milk
I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
Where animal does Russian milk come from?
Moscows
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
Guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
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