what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
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