I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
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