Milk jokes

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

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Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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