Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
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