My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
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