Milk jokes

What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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