Milk jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
- up - << N E X T! >> random

© àíåêäîòîâ.net, 1997 - 2025