Milk jokes

Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk

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Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

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yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

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What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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