Milk jokes

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What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

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School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche??

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Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water

Because dad never came back with the milk

I have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common, they both have expire dates.

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