The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
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