What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
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