best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
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