Milk jokes

Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

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Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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