My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
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