Milk jokes

what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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