Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
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