Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
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