Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
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