what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
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