I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
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