Milk jokes

What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

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Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk

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