Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues
Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back
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%%Why don’t orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
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