Milk jokes

The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.

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Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk

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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes

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I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

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