Milk jokes

My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

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Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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