Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
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