Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
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