What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
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