School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
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