Milk jokes

What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!

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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

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