Milk jokes

what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

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Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk

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