A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
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