What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
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