Milk jokes

Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

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Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

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What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.

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whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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