Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
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