Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
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