Milk jokes

I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”

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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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Best friend makes 9/11 joke

You: hey my dad was inside the tower

Best friend: im sorry

You: I always knew he was a great pilot

Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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What did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche??

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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Guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

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The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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Child: drinking milk

Farmer: hey, what are you doing?

Child: oh I just milked one of your cows

Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls

Child: realizes

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues

Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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