Milk jokes

I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

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what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk

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I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

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The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

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why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk

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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”

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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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