For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
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