Milk jokes

why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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