Milk jokes

What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

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whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk

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Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes

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What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk

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