A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
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