What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
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