what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
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