Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
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