I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
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