Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
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