What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
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