You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
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