Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
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