When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
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