Milk jokes

What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.

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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.

How dairy!

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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Why did the Dad cross the road

To get the milk

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Why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.

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Why don’t cows have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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Y do orphans eat cereal with water

There dad did not come back with the milk

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Guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

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