Milk jokes

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

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A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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