What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
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