Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
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