What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
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