yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
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