Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
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