My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
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