What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
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