Milk jokes

why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk

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What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud

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