Milk jokes

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”

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Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes

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why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”

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Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk

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