Milk jokes

Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk

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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.

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What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk

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A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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