I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
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