Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
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