Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
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