Milk jokes

You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads

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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

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I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk

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want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

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A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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