Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
Why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Does an orphanage have daddy issues
Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk?
A milk dud??
Here’s a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
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