What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
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