Milk jokes

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!

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I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

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Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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