what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
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