Milk jokes

Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

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Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

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The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.

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why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.

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Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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