Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
Hi ?? I was wondering
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
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