A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
What is smagma name
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
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