when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
DEEEZ NUTS
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Ow! you hit the spot!
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
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