A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
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