Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
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