My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Hi ?? I was wondering
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
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