How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
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