You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
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