Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
DEEEZ NUTS
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant.
… I guess her rubber broke too
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