have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Ow! you hit the spot!
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
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