Nut jokes

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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

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%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big

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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too

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A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

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