Nut jokes

I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??

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my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

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“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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