when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
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