Nut jokes

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A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

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a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

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Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

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There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

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