The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
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