How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
Hi ?? I was wondering
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
DEEEZ NUTS
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