What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
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