Nut jokes

when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

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you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth

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They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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sx

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

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