Nut jokes

a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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Ow! you hit the spot!

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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

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A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”

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What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

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There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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