2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Ow! you hit the spot!
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