have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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