One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Hi ?? I was wondering
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
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