What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Ow! you hit the spot!
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
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