Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
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