There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
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