What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
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