Ow! you hit the spot!
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What is smagma name
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
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