“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
DEEEZ NUTS
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
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