Nut jokes

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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

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2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

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