My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What is smagma name
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
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