Knock knock who is there deez nuts
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
DEEEZ NUTS
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
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