If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
Hi ?? I was wondering
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
DEEEZ NUTS
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