One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
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