Nut jokes

They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts

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What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts

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sx

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Knock knock who is there deez nuts

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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.

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ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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Hi ?? I was wondering

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2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.

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