Nut jokes

What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts

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What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)

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There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts

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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

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What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’

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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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