Nut jokes

What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??

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Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

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Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

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There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

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If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

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a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

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