What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
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