A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
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