Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
Ow! you hit the spot!
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
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