What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
DEEEZ NUTS
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Hi ?? I was wondering
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
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