Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Ow! you hit the spot!
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
What is smagma name
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
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