Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
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