What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
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