Knock knock who is there deez nuts
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
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