Nut jokes

I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

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at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

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My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

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Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

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