have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
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