%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
RUS | ENG
