you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
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2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
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