What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
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