Nut jokes

Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

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Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

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If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

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2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

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why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy

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When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak

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What is smagma name

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