Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
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