There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
Hi ?? I was wondering
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What is smagma name
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