Nut jokes

There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away

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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

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Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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