How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
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