Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
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