What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
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