Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
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