A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
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