What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
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