Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
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