Paint jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

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"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window.

“What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked.

“f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply.

The dirty bastard!’

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What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.

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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw em

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends how hard you throw them

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Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out

What doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls

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How do you paint a wall red?

You shoot a baby with a.50 cal

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One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”

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How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

Put on fresh plaster and wall paper

Paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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Hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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How many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.

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