Paint jokes

What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

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What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

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little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

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The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.

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What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

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"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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