Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
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