how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
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