This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
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