How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
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