Paint jokes

One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”

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How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette

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I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

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My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster

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An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

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What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them

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What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint

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