I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
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