Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
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