How many babies do you need to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out
What doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings — they’re exactly the same.
The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them.???
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
What do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
I will never forget my little brothers last word rip.
His last words: paint dosent taste good
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
How do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
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