how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
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