Paint jokes

I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster

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One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”

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Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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