How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
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