you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
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