How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
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