Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
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