I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
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