Paint jokes

How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

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What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

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Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes

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The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

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What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette

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How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.

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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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