Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
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