What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
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