How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
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