How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
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