Paint jokes

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How to decorate a wall:

Strip of the paper and original plaster

Put on fresh plaster and wall paper

Paint it (if you want)

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

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Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how many you throw.

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What was one cool thing about hitler

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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I asked my dad, Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’

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What do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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