Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
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