Paint jokes

I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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