A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
Put on fresh plaster and wall paper
Paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how many you throw.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What was one cool thing about hitler
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus?
A painting only needs one nail.
I asked my dad, Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
What do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
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