Paint jokes

My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

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these are all of my terrible jokes Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

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My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal

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