What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
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