whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
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