Paint jokes

A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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