Poor jokes

Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her

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This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”

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Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.

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Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants

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Kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under cardiac arrest kids — htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'> poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper — AH MAN!!

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Your so poor people break into your house and leave things

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Your mom so poor she buys used food.

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Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

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I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!

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What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.

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Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him:)();((;’

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Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.

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Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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