Yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
They bring me things _.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor
I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
Flag of Congo — Kinshasa @osowxvyy I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! i wanted to save him but a local stopped me. “that’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men’s sees that there is a contest for the biggest
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard…
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