Poor jokes

What’s a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

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My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.

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I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!

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My mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich??

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How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus htm title=' of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community'>on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor

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We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.

“This isn’t the first time my husband’s cheated on me, but you’re my sister! You’d better have a better explanation than this magic lamp.”

“You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world’s biggest penis…ended up with a concert pianist that’s seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world’s biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world’s biggest dick and that’s how I ended up on top of your husband.”

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Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

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How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick

Poor bleach on it

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