A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
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