What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
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What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
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