Priest jokes

Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.

A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!

Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”

What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son. Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” “Yes it is,” the man replies. “You wanna buy a baseball?” the little boy

Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.

What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”

Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.

What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.