what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” Priest: “What did you do Child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he touched my breast.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!” Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ” Girl: “But father he had AIDS!” Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
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