What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
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