what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
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