There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
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