There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
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