Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones
On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs?
— Because they can’t run.
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What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
Do you know where priests go at night???
To all night sale a boys r us
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest
Nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Why do Priests like playing the violin?
They get to finger A minor.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
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