Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
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