Priest jokes

What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

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Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

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prst

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I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!

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Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

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What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.

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A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time

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Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”

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Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.

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Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

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So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!

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What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law

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A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”

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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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