A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
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