Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Three sons left home, went out into the world and each of them made a lot of money. During a reunion, they discussed the gifts they’d given to their elderly mum. ‘I built a big house for our mum,’ said the first. ‘I sent her a Mercedes, with a chauffeur,’ said the second. And the third smiled and said, ‘I think my gift was the best. You know how much mum enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know that her eyes aren’t so good anymore? Well, I sent her a remarkable cockatoo that recites the entire Bible, both old and new testaments. It took a priest twelve years to teach him. That cockatoo is the only one in the world that can do it. All mum has to do is name the chapter and verse, and the cockatoo recites it.’ A few days later, mum sent out her thankyou letters. She wrote to the first son, ‘The house you built is so enormous that I only live in one room. The trouble is, I have to clean the whole house.’ To the second son she said, ‘I’m far too old to travel anymore. I stay at home most of the time, so I’ve hardly used the Mercedes. In any case, the driver is so rude.’ To the third son she wrote ‘Dearest Freddie. You have the good sense to know what your mum likes. The chicken was delicious!’
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
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