What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
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