What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
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