What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
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