What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
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