What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
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