One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
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what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
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