There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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