Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
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