A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
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