What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
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