Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
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Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
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