I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
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