I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’
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