If trees could kill you, they wood.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
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