Puns jokes

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D

I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.” “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

What do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree

Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll

Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.

I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win. No pun in ten did

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

If trees could kill you, they wood.