I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.
If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
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