I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
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