Puns jokes

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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.” “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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