I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel? It is ground breaking!
Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
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