I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
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