A mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
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