Puns jokes

A mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace

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Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were too many knights.

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