RIP boiling water. You will be mist. There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
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