I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
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