Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn’t see that well.
I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
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