Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel? It is ground breaking!
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
What do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree
I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
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