If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win. No pun in ten did
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
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