Puns jokes

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If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?

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Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

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How do trees get online? – They just log in.

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I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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