Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
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