I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it
An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
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