Puns jokes

I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk

-2 -1 0 +1 +2

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
- up - << N E X T! >> random

© àíåêäîòîâ.net, 1997 - 2026