What do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll
Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
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