What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
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