Puns jokes

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

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a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace

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If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

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What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel? It is ground breaking!

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I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

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Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents

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I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it

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What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.

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New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

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I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

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I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

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