Puns jokes

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

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The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.

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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D

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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace

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Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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