Puns jokes

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll

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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.

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