Puns jokes

What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave

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Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.

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If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?

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Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs

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I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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How do trees get online? – They just log in.

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.

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Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel? It is ground breaking!

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents

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