Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
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