Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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