Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel? It is ground breaking!
a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
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