Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win. No pun in ten did
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
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