What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
There was a kidnapping at school… Don?t worry, he woke up.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
RIP boiling water. You will be mist. There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
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