Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist. There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
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