Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He just couldn’t see that well.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
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