Puns jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars.

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How do trees get online? – They just log in.

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I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’

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Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.

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I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"

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If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win. No pun in ten did

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You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll

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I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it

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