Puns jokes

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

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I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs

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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

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When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”

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