Puns jokes

How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

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Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.

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An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

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Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.

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If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?

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When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’

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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D

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