Puns jokes

New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk

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You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll

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“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

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how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.

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Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.

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You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

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Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents

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Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

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I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

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I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!

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Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.

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