Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win. No pun in ten did
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars.
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