little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it
You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
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