My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
RIP boiling water. You will be mist. There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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