Puns jokes

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Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.

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An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet

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Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

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I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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RIP boiling water. You will be mist. There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

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Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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