Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
What do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
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