Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars.
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