Puns jokes

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

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I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents

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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!

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Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.

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