Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
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