I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, “We’re looking for someone who is responsible.” “Well, I’m your man.” I replied, “In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll
When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
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