I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
A mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah.
Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win.
No pun in ten did
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!:D
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
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