I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday
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