My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
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