What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
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