Sea jokes

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

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Have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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I tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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