What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
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