When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
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