why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
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