What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
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