It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
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Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
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