Sea jokes

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea

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why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.

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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

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what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.

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i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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