Sea jokes

Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start:)

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Why did the sea cry? Because it felt salty and blue

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

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I tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me

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I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin

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Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.

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