Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
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