what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
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