What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
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