Sea jokes

I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.

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Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.

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Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.

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why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?

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Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.

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why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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