Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
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