What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
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