What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
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