How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
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