It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
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what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
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Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
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