what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
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