Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
Why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below “sea” level
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back???
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish!
Why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
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