Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body. ’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
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