Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
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