What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
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