Sea jokes

Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.

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What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy

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What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels

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What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I

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I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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