Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
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