How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
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Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
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When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
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