What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
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