The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
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