Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What do fish take to stay healthy ? Vitamin Sea.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
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