Sea jokes

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue

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