Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Why can’t blind people eat fish?
Because it’s sea food.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why was the sea sad? because it was blue
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Bs
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What do you get wen you goblin with a shark
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
Why was the kids report card all wet?
Because it was below “sea” level
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