What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
It’s tricky when you’re both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
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