what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
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