I’m on sea- food diet, I see food and eat it.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What did the fish get on his math test? A sea plus.
why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
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