What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
dude ur last name sounds like a sea food shop, Jordan C
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is weirdest thing to say. Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops! Weirdest thing to say: “Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?” “The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien.” (weird). Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt(really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee! All these sea monster jokes are just Kraken me up.
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