why was the sea sad? because it was blue
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature which would he be? A: Adlof-in What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob? Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Hey Jorden Calerendia ur last name sounds like a sea food shop that i get my fish from. Ur roasting is trash just like u. Boy stop roastin on Addison and Gwen and others u prob 5 years old trying to dis like that. That roasting is like from 1920 get a life.
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