why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
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