What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
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