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Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater fur at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“ How does the sea say hello It WAVES you SEA what I did their I’m SHORE you saw it Don’t be SALTY
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet? They have to see the food to eat
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
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