How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
What do you call under water maid A mermaid
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite!
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
People were scared of the alligator because it ate every one, so they called for the water god Aquarius. He said " sea ya later alligator!" and he drowned.
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea. (Fantasy)
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
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