why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus why was the kids report card all wet? Because it was below “sea” level
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What is the strongest creature in the sea? A mussel!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond? Because the pond was to shallow
Why should old womon never eat sea food? Cuz then she’ll start acting crabby.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
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