Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
Where do fishes keep their money? In a riverbank
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can’t Sea!
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What did the beach say as the tide came in? Long time, no sea.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! ?? ?? ??
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
Why is the sand always pissed of? Because the sand never waves back!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Hey guys! It’s Triple G you can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes as those are the jokes I specialise and only do best on the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :) Au revouir, GGG
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