i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
what did the fish say when seeing his best mate? I SEA him!
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
what did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing. They just waved did you sea what I did there?
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Luca’s Mom & Dad Be throwing the kids into the Fountain in the city but there sea monster so if the went to jail for that the would be on death row anyways. ??
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
What does an cannibal call people in water Sea food
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What do you call a violent fish? A smackeral!
Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land doesn’t wave back??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
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