Sea jokes

what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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why was the sea sad? because it was blue

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Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!

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What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)

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I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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