what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut ?? Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach? Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? Because then they would be called bagels!??????????????????????????
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael’s wife died the same day that Mark’s boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, “Heck no. In fact, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn’t very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle! ” The old lady fainted. ????????????
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