Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called bagels.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
Q:How do you get a squirrle to like yopu A:Act like a nut??
Q:Why dont eggs tell jokes? A:Because they?d crack each other up
Son:Dad can you put my shoes on?Dad:No son i dont think they would fit me Im on a sea food diet when i see food i eat it I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why did the sea cry? Because it felt salty and blue
Why can’t blind people have a sea food diet?
They have to see the food to eat
What did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Yo mama so fat her swimming is sea world
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
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