Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ? First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander: “The canons be ready Captain!” “Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar) “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! !!” they all exclaimed !!
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what do you get wen you goblin with a shark
why does it take sooo long for the pirates to learn the alphabet? Because they spend years on c pirate: a b sea?
Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
Your mom is so fat when she swam in the sea Wales came up to her and said we are family even now you’re fatter than me.
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
Why is the sea salty because it is always blue??(?’?’?)
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn’t REEL
Why does this Stingray’s wife can’t stop babbling? Cause, she can’t watch her mouth.
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda turns out it was a fanta sea
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
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