Sea jokes

I had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

Turns out it was a fanta sea

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Why can’t blind people eat fish?

Because it’s sea food.

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What does an cannibal call people in water

Sea food

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

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If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay

Bagels

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start:)

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Why was the sea so friendly because it gave a little wave

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Why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me

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Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod

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What do you call under water maid A mermaid

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Me: That’s a good WAVE Friend: I SEA it Wave: Doesn’t break for us to surf on Me: I was SHORE it would be good Friend: I SEA what you did there

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What do you get wen you goblin with a shark

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

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Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

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