Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long though sea.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
what did one sea say to the other sea nothing it just waved
what do you get when a dinosaur farts a blast from the past
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach? A sea minor.
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World? To free Willie
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have? The sea
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