what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike, there may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until i find one, i’m stuck here holding my rod
why was the sea sad? because it was blue
what did the the sea do when it seen the beach it waved
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish!
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
What Would you find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch! “Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
The Arabian Sea is in which state liquid
If seagulls fly over the sea what flies over the bay Bagels
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
I’ve always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
How do oysters call their friends? On shell phones!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
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