why cant orphans smoke They dont have parents ._.
He: “Do you smoke after sex?” She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :) -Dark_Humor
What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke
What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke? Yours.
jack and jill went up a hill to smoke weed jack and jill got high and jack ripped jills close right off her then jill ripped jacks close off jack wen they were fully naked they started to kiss but jack stoped jill said i know you wana jack said no but jill jumped on that candy stick any way jack gave in to jill. jill got off then let jack suck her candy stick jill sucked on jacks candy stick
what do you call a burning church? Holy Smokes
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.
What was the drug addict’s favorite nursery rhyme? I’m a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney? your too young to smoke! that’s not even a bad joke-
What do you call a chair that smokes weed? A high chair
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your dick touch your asshole?” Johnny replied “No.” and left the room. The next day Johnny sees his Grandpa getting into a car. “Can I drive the car?” Asks Johnny. “Does your dick touch your asshole?” “No.” The day after that, Granpa sees Johnny about to eat a cookie. “Johnny, may I have some of your cookie?” Asked the grandpa. “Does your dick touch your asshole, grandpa?” “Yep.” “Then go f@ck yourself, this is my cookie.”
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