Smoking jokes

What cigarettes Churchill’s wife likes to smoke?

A blue Winston

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Your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain

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What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?

A baked potato

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THIS IS A RYTHME

Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana

Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said u know u wanna

Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress

And they had a little fun

Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son

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What was the last thing that went through PH’s head? water and smoke

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When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids

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Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”

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There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking? ”. The man turns around and says “why the f@ck are you wearing trainers…”

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One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking.:)

— Dark_Humor

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Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn’t believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I’ve been to the motherf@ckin’ mountain top Heard motherf@ckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain’t got a weapon i’ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i’ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It’s real easy just follow the beat Don’t let that fine girl pass you by Look real close "cause strobe lights blind

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Why did the guy get the hose

Because the girl was smoking hot

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When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium

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A guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color… Black

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VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party.??? DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”

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