(found on web) There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian wrestler who was fierce and unstoppable. As each wrestlers legends grew,
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
What do you call a fish that smokes? “A puffer.”
what did the big chimney say to the little chimney “ your to young to smoke”
What do you call Mexican that smokes weed.a Baked bean
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Stop and apply lubrication.
When midgets smoke weed do they get high or do they get medium
Why did the guy get the hose Because the girl was smoking hot
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with “what do you mean I already did it” then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said “Aww it pays to be lazy!”
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana. “Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
He: “Do you smoke after sex?” She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly jIll forgot her pill and now they have a son. Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
what do you call a burning church? Holy Smokes
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