Smoking jokes

VOTING SEMIFINAL 2 LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. ?????? DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”. Vote for the better joke

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He: “Do you smoke after sex?” She: “I don’t know. I’ve never looked.”

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Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!

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what do you call 1 normal kid,and 2 retarded kids,smoking weed? pot roast.

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A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I’m not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.

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your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain

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What a duck’s favorite thing to smoke? Quack

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Zebra couldn’t find any grass then he saw the monkey cooking he thought to steal a little but he was burned in the fore and th smoke was all over him but when htm title=' and zebras are stuck in this stile forever'>he to the ocean it’s still there and zebras are stuck in this stile forever

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I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes and lifted her dress so they could have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son. what do you call a retard smoking weed? a baked potato

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My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”

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There is a young man smoking and a woman in a wheelchair. The woman says “why is a young man like you smoking? ”. The man turns around and says “why the f@ck are you wearing trainers…”

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Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you’re super annoying and won’t shut up.

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What time is it when you can smell smoke ?? inside? Time to get outside

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What is the difference between cremation and smoking? while you are smoking you don’t go up in smoke

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