what did the old chimney say to the young chimney? your too young to smoke! that’s not even a bad joke-
What do you call a fish that smokes? “A puffer.”
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we’ve opened a window.
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is ?1,000" But that’s not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.” Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
Ya know I’m not to I to black girls, but Kobe’s daughter was smoking!!!
I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, “Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?” His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” “No”, said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, “Then you’re not old enough.” The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, “Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?” His grandpa replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” “No” said Little Johhny. “Then you’re not old enough.” his grandpa replied. The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, “Can I have some of your cookies?” Little Johnny replied, “Can your penis reach your asshole?” His grandpa replied, “It most certainly can!” Little Johnny replied, "Then go f@ck yourself
How is smoking similar to oral sex? The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! ??
A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high smoking weed talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage. and then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor gets drunk and ask the rabbit can i have one more scotch pretty please? And the rabbit says hell to the naw I’m not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath.
What cigarettes Churchill’s wife likes to smoke? A blue Winston
When a miget smokes weed do they get high or medium
One day a son and his grandad were smoking, too bad only the sun was smoking. :) -Dark_Humor
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a dance party.
What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who smokes weed? A baked potato.
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