I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
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