Stairs jokes

Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”

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I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs

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I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.

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joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind

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My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing minecraft all night. Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my switch when they come into my room. Now I’m about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY f@ckING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing “intense kissing” the next morning. I believe that at the time. But now I’ve been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn’t

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so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is

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A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”

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L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs

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I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.

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What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.

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Me so Howny! Me so Howny!

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs

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Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs

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