When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks “what is that man doing?”. The mom says “Making pizza” trying to turn him away. The son sees a dog f@cking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says “Making extra cheese”. When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says “Ordering the pizza”. Later that day the mother says to the father “I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good”. So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs “wanna order some pizza !?” The mother replied “DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME” the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs. what goes up stairs but doesnt move, stairs! laugh now!
I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
i fell down the stairs once.
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
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