Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
One dark stormy night when i was 8 years old I woke up in the middle of the night busting to pee, half asleep i walked down the stairs and toward the bathroom and heard a strange whirring sound that sounded like a ghost. When I opened the door i felt a strange cool breeze and the light came on automatically and the ghostly sound stopped, terrified I did what I had to and went back to bed. The next 3 nights the same thing happened and finally i decided i had to tell my mom no matter how hard to believe it sounded. The next night I woke up I went into my parents room and woke my mom up and said, “you have to come with me and see this it’s really important,” Half asleep she murmured, "oh what is it can’t it wait until the morning?’ I pleaded, “no you have to come see, our bathroom is haunted by a ghost when I go in the middle of the night I can hear a ghost sound then when i open the door I feel the cold as it swoops through me and the light comes on automatically. ” She yawned and said, “oh so that’s who’s been peeing in the refrigerator.”
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
Think about you are so f@cking high that you walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs ????????
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
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