Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
i fell down the stairs once.
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
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