Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s down stairs
I love stairs. They always bring me up
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
i fell down the stairs once.
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
How do chinese people name there children? They thro pots and pans down the stairs and listen for the sounds, Ching Chong Chang.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
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