A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? – Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
What goes up and down but stays in the same place? Stairs.
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
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