Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven
“because there was stairs”
Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.
A girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your htm title=' she had that belly roll to save her.'>fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
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