joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
Mr.Smith lived in an apartment. in the apartment, he went to the elevator and went to the 16th floor then he went to the 21st floor by 5 stairs every morning. why did he do that? because he was too short! ! so he pressed the highest button he could and went to his apartment
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
Me so Howny! Me so Howny!
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…
I threw a Asian down some stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
A man is watching TV and his wife comes down and says"I just fell down the stairs, did you not hear me?" Man,“Sorry i thought it was the start of Eastenders” What goes White, Black, White, Black, red? A Zebra falling down the stairs.
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
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