My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says “in a pink bungalow, there’s a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?” so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money. Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole. The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money. The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money you worthless old fart.”
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What goes up and down and does not move? Stairs
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
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