One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
What does your mom and a slinky have in common? They aren’t much to look at, but you can’t help but crack a smile when you see then tumbling down the stairs.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven. credits: to my freind
What do you call a cow that fell up the stairs? Ground beef
Q: How do Chinese people name their kids. A: They throw pots and pans down the stairs and see what noises they make
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs
%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs? An erection!
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
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