how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs. B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clara who wasted away. D is for Desmond thrown out of a sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach. F is for Fanny sucked dry by a leech. G is for George smothered under a rug. H is for Hector done in by a thug. I is for Ida who drowned in a lake. J is for James who took lye by mistake. K is for Kate who was struck with an axe. L is for Leo who swallowed some tacks. M is for Maud who was swept out to sea. N is for Neville who died of ennui. O is for Olive run through with an awl. P is for Prue trampled flat in a brawl. Q is for Quentin who sank in a mire. R is for Rhoda consumed by a fire. S is for Susan who perished of fits. T is for Titus who flew into bits. U is for Una who slipped down a drain. V is for Victor squashed under a train. W is for Winnie embedded in ice. X is for Xerxes devoured by mice. Y is for Yorick whose head was knocked in. Z is for Zillah who drank too much gin
why did Steven Hawkins go to hell because he couldn’t walk the stairs to heaven
i fell down the stairs once.
Be grateful: You’re missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really “got me down”.
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk and he says "I went to a party with my girlfriend and this random guy walks up to us and says can I borrow your girlfriend for a 30 minutes I say yes and he takes her up stairs. It was not only 30 minutes but a hour. When she came back down she was out of breath so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation.this happens about 3 more times that night. But as I was saying only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys ????
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died? He could not get up the stairs?
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parent’s throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes,
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