Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.
Why is Steven hawking going to hell not heaven? Because it’s a stair way to heaven not a ramp. Q:What’s black and white and red all over A: a nun falling down the stairs
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire… the top of the stairs
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
do you know why i dont like stairs…they are always UP TO SOMETHIG#dadjokes
What’s Black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawkins in a house fire.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs? … A boner…
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. i grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs and said,“gta physics.”
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? stephen hawkings during a house fire.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs
how do asians name there kids? they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
Why couldn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven “because there was stairs”
Why should you wary of stairs? – Because they are always up to something.
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn’t make it up the stairs
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