Stairs jokes

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs? Because he fell of his wheelchair

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My school is fire today and I pushed a kid in a wheelchair down the stairs and shouted HOT WHEELS

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do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs

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Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something

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Why did the loo roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear! !! What’s wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs

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Yo mama so fat she broke the stairway to heaven…

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That one person who can never bring a smile to your face… Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

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Someone threatened to break into my house but I am in a wheelchair, I said sure and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.

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%%Why didn’t the girl like stairs? They were always up to something.

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I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

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whats stephen hawkings worst nightmare stairs

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What’s black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar? Steven hawking where the experiments went wrong.

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why was it wong to throw my chinese friend down the stairs

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When I went to heaven I saw Steven hawking standing there I asked why he isn’t gone into heaven yet he said there is stairs

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